A false wall revealing an early prototype e-cigarette, a list of customers from nearby towns and what appears to be 12 cans of Kestrel super lager tops the host of new compelling evidence leaving historians utterly baffled.
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“We’ve had to change the opening titles to reflect the rebrand, so now it’s just Clarkson mincing about a bit next to an old Sierra in what appears to be a jumble sale” BBC critics were quick to point out that this is generally an accurate reflection of the show.
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